WARNING
You are warned that any use of this website not expressly approved by the webmaster could void your authorization to operate this website.

WARRANTY
This website is provided with a one year "no-fault as-is" warranty. For one year, the management shall make NO declaration or promise as to the availability or operation of this web site, nor to the propriety or accuracy of its content, nor to its merchantability, fitness or useability for any particular purpose. The management shall not be liable for any damage claimed as a result of any person or entity accessing, viewing or using this site.

REGULATORY
This website does not comply with Part 15 of FCC rules. Operation of this website is outside the purview of the FCC and as such, is subject to the following two conditions: 1) This website may willfully cause annoyance to others and 2) this website shall not accept annoyance from anyone.

BATTERIES
This website is powered by one hundred and twenty-eight 3.6 volt lithium-ion batteries. Replace batteries only with specified type. Any other type will void warranty and may cause failure. These batteries shall not be treated as normal household waste. To be sure that these batteries will be properly recycled, please hand over the product at end-of-life to an appropriate collection point for disposal.

FOR USERS IN EUROPE
This website has been tested and found to be compliant with the limits set out in the EMC directive. This symbol indicates that your computer's cache files shall not be treated as normal computer waste. Instead they shall be uploaded to our collection point for examination and shredding. By ensuring that your browser cache files are properly disposed of, you will help prevent potentially negative consequences to the environment and public health.

FOR USERS IN UK
A moulded plug complying with BS-1363 is fitted to this website for your safety and convenience. BS-1363 compliant polarized plugs and sockets are designed to connect to power only in the proper orientation and also have an integral fuse to protect against overload. Should the fuse in the plug need to be replaced, a fuse having the same size and rating shall be used. The plug has a detachable fuse cover. If the fuse cover should become lost, please contact Her Majesty's Royal Government for a replacement.

BARING BREASTS
Under no circumstances does the band; nor its management, members, subscribers and employees; nor the members' families or few friends condone the flashing of the boobies!

TROUBLESHOOTING
If you are experiencing trouble accessing this website or if a code such as " X/v :// ��� : þþþ : ««« " appears on your screen, do the following: close your browser window and shut down your computer. Remove the date/time backup battery and recharge it, wait 24 hours and reinstall. Change your power cord to an outlet known to be good, then reinitialize your BIOS settings. After consulting your Internet Service Provider about the proper settings for your proxy server, reboot, connect to the internet and then log in to the site with your username and password. Be sure to flush your cache and hang on to your ass.